woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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