did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
