i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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