You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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