Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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