It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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