I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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