doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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