Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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