Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
we're making bets on your personal life
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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