you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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