i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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