Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
