she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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