I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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