Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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