My nipple is on Facebook.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
My vagina just recognized that song.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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