My liver just broke up with me...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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