That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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