And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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