Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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