First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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