My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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