You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Drunk is not a location!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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