She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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