I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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