We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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