You're so nebulous sometimes
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
And then my night got REAL pukey
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Randomize
