who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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