i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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