this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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