Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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