Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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