I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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