like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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