i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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