Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Randomize
