BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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