he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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