You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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