Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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