She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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