If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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