I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
