That's intense
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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