Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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