O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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