Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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