Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I party with great urgency now.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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