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It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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