Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I could fuck to npr.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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