What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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