He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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