Sry I called you an 8
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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