my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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