i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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